Random & Incoherent
Monday, December 12, 2005
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What do most people think when they start dreaming about winning the lottery? That they'll never change, that life will go on as normal, that maybe they'll splurge a little on a new car, but the rest is going into the bank. My wife and I have had the "what if we win the lottery" fantasy talk. Money to charity, pay off the bills, perhaps a new house for family members. Nothing too radical or extreme.

But then you have Whitt.

Whitt seems to spend an inordinate amount of time in his car. And when he does, he thinks of different ways to spend his lottery winnings, if he were to ever win, that is.

The most recent iteration of Whitt's spending spree deals with monster trucks and massive destruction. According to him, if he were to win the lottery, he'll give you a call to say that he's on his way to your house. My advice? Make sure not to be in the house. He plans on running that brand new monster truck straight through your living room.

I wasn't even thinking that big when he first broached the topic. I was thinking more along the lines of just destroying your car. But that's why he's the boss. Big ideas.............really big ideas.

But don't worry, he'll be generous and buy you a new one. After the reign of destruction is over of course. 'Cause once your house is creamed, you'll be hopping in the truck with him, on to the next house.

And if he doesn't buy you a house, you can always live on the compound he's planning on having built. And don't worry about your job.....you'll be employed in his company. Doing what? No one knows yet, but there will definitely be a bar involved.
 
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