Filed under: cocktails
I was hoping to get some elaboration regarding reasons people drink
, possibly turning it into a more in depth post, but alas, apparently anyone who reads this is too drunk to comment. And for those readers that I know personally, don't give me any excuses about turning over a new leaf. I know none of you are on the wagon, none of you have kicked the sauce. My stock in Anheuser-Busch hasn't dropped, so I know you're all still tapping the kegs.
And for those of you who don't want to talk about embarrassing moments that helped you save time
, I've got nothing really.......no witticism to critique your lack of comments. I just know that there are some funny stories out there. Any women, in the name of keeping a schedule, had fun with your significant other while on the toilet? I know someone who did. Freaked me out a bit actually. But you won't hear about it here. This is, after all, a family-friendly site.