quandries Filed under: cocktails


I was hoping to get some elaboration regarding reasons people drink, possibly turning it into a more in depth post, but alas, apparently anyone who reads this is too drunk to comment. And for those readers that I know personally, don't give me any excuses about turning over a new leaf. I know none of you are on the wagon, none of you have kicked the sauce. My stock in Anheuser-Busch hasn't dropped, so I know you're all still tapping the kegs.

And for those of you who don't want to talk about embarrassing moments that helped you save time, I've got nothing really.......no witticism to critique your lack of comments. I just know that there are some funny stories out there. Any women, in the name of keeping a schedule, had fun with your significant other while on the toilet? I know someone who did. Freaked me out a bit actually. But you won't hear about it here. This is, after all, a family-friendly site.  ¶ 8:57 PM