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Monday, April 26, 2010
  The Canadian Solution
Perhaps the United States and the European Monetary Union should consider changing their present currencies too.

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen.
Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting the U.S.
and the Canadian Dollars as well as the Euros.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it!
It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on
tourism too.




Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they look at
a naked woman.

Those smart Canadians always find the solution!
It must be their clean air and pure water they still can enjoy
up there in the North!

Perhaps the United States and the European Monetary Union should consider changing their present currencies too.

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen.
Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting the U.S.
and the Canadian Dollars as well as the Euros.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it!
It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on
tourism too.


 
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
  Male Date-Drug
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' . In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here:


Beer Demo
 
  Let me get this straight
We're going to be gifted with a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,

passed
by a Congress
that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,

to be signed by a president who also
hasn't read it and who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who
didn't pay his taxes,

to be overseen by a surgeon general who is
obese,

and financed by a country that's
broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?
 
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
 
Just a good-natured wager between friends



I wasn't there that night, so I had forgotten about this.

At the time the wager was made, Dave had just ended a relationship and was touting the benefits of being single.

Due to the fact that this marker has been posted, I've been told a certain someone's facebook status has been changed to "in a relationship". Means that it's time to pay up!
 
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