No, you're the dummy
Judge sentences Detroit man with mannequin fetish to prison
Page 8A, Salisbury Post
, Friday, January 26, 2007
Ronald Dotson was sentenced to 18 months to 30 years on charges of breaking and entering and being a habitual criminal.The man has a thing for dolls. And I'm not talking about Barbie. For all the money that's been spent on lawyers and such, he probably could have bought himself a Real Doll, or if that's out of his price range, visit one of the numerous "novelty shops" and get yourself a blow-up girlfriend.
Ronald has shown a propensity for repeatedly breaking into storefront windows. October, police found him with a mannequin wearing a french maid outfit. Hell, he was arrested less than a week after he had been paroled for his 6th B&E conviction in 13 years! That's what I call a serious-ass addiction. Maybe if we started up a charity......Dummies for Dummies maybe.....collect enough coin to get him one of those inflatable girls (and a roll of duct tape for repair purposes) he won't be possessed to break into Victoria Secrets for a chance to get close to the panty-clad plastic.
Police once found him in an alley behind a women's clothing store with three mannequins dressed in lingerie.Three? Come now Ronald, must we be greedy?