Thursday, February 01, 2007
No, you're the dummy
Judge sentences Detroit man with mannequin fetish to prison
Page 8A, Salisbury Post, Friday, January 26, 2007
Ronald Dotson was sentenced to 18 months to 30 years on charges of breaking and entering and being a habitual criminal.
The man has a thing for dolls. And I'm not talking about Barbie. For all the money that's been spent on lawyers and such, he probably could have bought himself a Real Doll, or if that's out of his price range, visit one of the numerous "novelty shops" and get yourself a blow-up girlfriend.
Ronald has shown a propensity for repeatedly breaking into storefront windows. October, police found him with a mannequin wearing a french maid outfit.
Hell, he was arrested less than a week after he had been paroled for his 6th B&E conviction in 13 years! That's what I call a serious-ass addiction. Maybe if we started up a charity......Dummies for Dummies maybe.....collect enough coin to get him one of those inflatable girls (and a roll of duct tape for repair purposes) he won't be possessed to break into Victoria Secrets for a chance to get close to the panty-clad plastic.
Police once found him in an alley behind a women's clothing store with three mannequins dressed in lingerie.
Three? Come now Ronald, must we be greedy? ¶ 4:14 PM
Page 8A, Salisbury Post, Friday, January 26, 2007
Ronald Dotson was sentenced to 18 months to 30 years on charges of breaking and entering and being a habitual criminal.
The man has a thing for dolls. And I'm not talking about Barbie. For all the money that's been spent on lawyers and such, he probably could have bought himself a Real Doll, or if that's out of his price range, visit one of the numerous "novelty shops" and get yourself a blow-up girlfriend.
Ronald has shown a propensity for repeatedly breaking into storefront windows. October, police found him with a mannequin wearing a french maid outfit.
Hell, he was arrested less than a week after he had been paroled for his 6th B&E conviction in 13 years! That's what I call a serious-ass addiction. Maybe if we started up a charity......Dummies for Dummies maybe.....collect enough coin to get him one of those inflatable girls (and a roll of duct tape for repair purposes) he won't be possessed to break into Victoria Secrets for a chance to get close to the panty-clad plastic.
Police once found him in an alley behind a women's clothing store with three mannequins dressed in lingerie.
Three? Come now Ronald, must we be greedy? ¶ 4:14 PM
