OK, let's see. Checklist for this Sunday's Super Bowl game: Chips. Check. Beverages. Check. Pot of chili. Check. Fun party hat.What? You don't have a fun party hat?Well, buddy, Stan is the man who can fix you right up.
If I could put the beer down long enough to thinnk straight, I might could come up with something similar. But I don't think that a cardboard speedo would work out too well, regardless of what logo was on it.Another gem from the The Post