A black and white ticket
Seems I've stumbled across a running mate for Whitt
.The Diary of a Mad Blogger
explains the things he would do if he were president in '06
Seems like we could have a competitive ticket if we could just agree upon the year to run.
Not quite sure if both ego's could stand for president and vice, might have to come up with something more along the lines of "co-presidency", but I think we might actually be able to solve some of the problems that have been plaguing our society.