Why? just why?
I had turned my back on the boy for all of about 5 minutes. The next thing I know, he's removed his shoes and socks and determined that it would be a good idea to slip his hands into those stink rags his feet create from sweating all day. The funniest part about it is the fact that his socks go almost all the way up to his shoulders. Remember the show "Kids say the darndest things"? Well, they also do they darndest things. I'd be willing to bet that if children weren't so damned entertaining, no one would want to deal with any of the rest of so-called "parenting".