the good, the bad, and the ugly Let's go ahead and get this out of the way, this post will, in as unoffensively as possible, deal with defecation. This shouldn't be a shock to people, after all, everybody poops. Now on a personal level, I would consider myself somewhat regular. Hitting the porcelain once a day. I say mostly regular due to the time frame during the day that doesn't seem to be consistent from day to day.
Yesterday is when regularity turned to irregularity, and I'm not speaking of constipation. Had a morning constitutional, and I figured that was it for the day. But a few hours later, it was once again time to heed the call of nature. And then it was time for lunch.
Feeling pretty good and getting to the end of the work day, those old familiar rumblings started up again, and I knew that there was no way I would be able to wait until I had made the commute back home. So off we go again, but this time, in an effort to preserve what little humility was left, I decided to travel to a different floor and utilize someone else's facilities.
Sometimes when you take care of business, it can be referred to as a spiritual experience. This day was no different, it was just differing in levels of spirituality from one trip to the next.
To break it down:
The first trip would have equated to going to church on Sunday.
The second trip would be akin to visiting The Vatican.
And the third trip would have meant meeting The Almighty himself.
Talk about a stressful day. All this internal (and external) activity, plus a full day of work. I felt like I needed to go home and take a nap.

Anyway, I'm sure that this was much more than anyone ever wanted to know, but I felt like sharing and there's nothing you can do about it.  ¶ 10:39 AM