English MotherF*cker! Do You Speak It!?!?
   
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 Your Linguistic Profile:
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| 80% General American English
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| 10% Dixie
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| 10% Yankee
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| 0% Midwestern
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| 0% Upper Midwestern
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So what this means to me is that I happen to speak very well.  With over 80 percent of my spoken language fitting into general terms that everyone should be able to recognize.  
The remaining 20 percent, a well balanced mix between my upbringing in the northeast and my formative years in the southeast, a beautiful mix of colloquialisms, dialects, and regional differences.
Dontcha know?