What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I
give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.
Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus
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