Thursday, December 14, 2006
Dear Santa........
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I
give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.
Santa
P.S.
Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus ¶ 1:28 PM
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I
give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.
Santa
P.S.
Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus ¶ 1:28 PM
