Dear Santa.......I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love,
Susan
Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
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