Random & Incoherent
Thursday, April 27, 2006
  The Forgotten - - A review by Trey Raley
This movie is one of the most appropriately named movies of all time.

I think the writers were sitting around and trying to figure out a great
name for this movie. One writer says to the other, “OK, what is this movie
really about, I mean, what is the message of this movie?” The other writer
responded, “I’ve forgotten.” Thus the name. Apparently that wasn’t the
only thing forgotten in this instant classic case of a shitty movie.

During the course of this movie I had forgotten a lot of things. I forgot
what the point of it was, I forgot why I decided to watch this movie,
and worst of all, I had forgotten how cool it was when Julianne Moore was
banging Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights and I got to see her boobies.

A movie must be pretty bad in order for me to forget that.

Which makes me think: you got to see her boobs, almost all of Heather Graham, and of course Dirk Diggler’s huge man meat, but you never get to see what William H Macy is packing.

Then again you do get to see him in the buff in The Cooler. It wasn’t a
pretty site. I wish I could forget that. But on the bright side you get to
see Maria Bello nude, so I guess it kinda evens out.

But then that makes me think, "how come they didn’t show any boobs in Coyote Ugly"? I would have enjoyed seeing Piper Perabo’s boobs. Then again there was a movie that
I’ve forgotten where Piper Perabo is in love with another girl and you get to see
her boobs, but then she kills herself at the end of that movie.
Of course she was in "Cheaper By The Dozen" with Hilary Duff. I wouldn’t mind seeing her naked.

Wait... what movie was I talking about? I don’t know, I’ve forgotten. Whatever movie it was it was as random and incoherent (nice plug huh)
as this review. I wouldn’t recommend this kind of movie for anyone.

Unless there were naked chicks in it.





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