Follow-up to the follow-up
After staring directly into "lasers", my eyes have been magically transformed

Now, when I am directed to tell a doctor what I see on an eye chart, I don't have to squint just to see the following

I will no longer resememble this poor kid
Although, I am AMAZED at how much I have resembled that kid. It's amazing what a random internet search can bring up. I'd bet dollars to donuts that my mother has a picture of me that is very close to being a twin to this one. Scary, huh?All thanks to
LasikPlus and a liberal usage of my company's flexible spending account coupled with a bad sense of personal accounting.
Gone are the days of 20/800 vision.
The future is 20/20, and the future is now.