it's Jacobi time
with a title like "Beer for the Internet
", you knew I was going to check it out.
And I wasn't disappointed.
With ponderings such as:"You know how if you put someone's hand into warm water, they piss themselves without waking up?
Well, I was just wondering what would happen if you hit them with a warm water balloon. You don't suppose they'd shit themselves, do you?
If they did, I think I would deserve a prize for figuring it out first. Something like a Nobel prize, but for people who behave like they're 12."
How can you not be intrigued?
I highly suggest giving Formal Dining Etiquette 101
Warning: Not for the easily offended.