Are you threatening me?
It has been stated in the past that I have a slight resemblance to "The Great Cornholio".
I'm not quite sure when this started, but it most definitely is a fun role to play.

There was a trip to the beach many years ago where I, like Beavis, would proceed to go into a seizure, pulling his shirt over his head and ranting nonsensically in a foreign accent, particularly about being someone named Cornholio needing "TP" (toilet paper) for his "bunghole."

Except I wasn't really talking about "TP" or "bungholes", unless requested. All I know is that I spent a 4 day trip mangling my words in some sort of "spanglish". The only problem with this was that, when done for that long, it is difficult to stop cold turkey.

Add to that, the fact that at the time I worked for a rent to own furniture and appliance company which held in it's grip a largely Spanish speaking clientele. You try speaking to Mexicans like "The Great Cornholio" while attempting to collect money and/or reposses over due items and see how far that gets you!

And if you ever find youself in Conyers and you see Bob, tell him "F*ck you, Bob"!

But try and use your best "Cornholio" voice.  ¶ 5:14 PM