Thursday, September 01, 2005
Never really thought about it before
Welcome to P-MATE the female public urinating device
P-Mate – allowing women to wee standing up without giving anything away
* Do you desperately need the toilet but you can’t find one?
* Do you queue for a long time when you find a toilet?
* When you get into the cubicle is it so dirty you would rather not bother?
* Do you sometimes wish you could go anywhere, like the men do?
* Are there times when squatting just doesn’t seem appropriate?
* Do you think sitting on a public toilet compromises your personal hygiene?
* Do you get uncomfortable trying to hold in your pee while hunting for a clean toilet?
Well!!
P-Mate is your Solution
P-Mate is a portable device small enough to fit in your pocket, purse or bag
Top P-Mate Moments
* Festivals – when portaloos are too awful to consider sitting on
* Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
* Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
* Pubs, clubs and concerts – when queuing for hours and hovering over the loo may be the only option because the toilet is so gross
* Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
* On the road – when you can’t wait for the next rest step
* Trains, planes and automobiles – when facilities can be too vile to sit on
* Travelling – third world toilets can be best avoided
* Skiing – don’t get caught short on the piste
* Boating – when your choice may be a bucket or a hole
* Pregnancy – weak bladders doesn’t have to be a nightmare
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P-Mate – allowing women to wee standing up without giving anything away
* Do you desperately need the toilet but you can’t find one?
* Do you queue for a long time when you find a toilet?
* When you get into the cubicle is it so dirty you would rather not bother?
* Do you sometimes wish you could go anywhere, like the men do?
* Are there times when squatting just doesn’t seem appropriate?
* Do you think sitting on a public toilet compromises your personal hygiene?
* Do you get uncomfortable trying to hold in your pee while hunting for a clean toilet?
Well!!
P-Mate is your Solution
P-Mate is a portable device small enough to fit in your pocket, purse or bag
Top P-Mate Moments
* Festivals – when portaloos are too awful to consider sitting on
* Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
* Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
* Pubs, clubs and concerts – when queuing for hours and hovering over the loo may be the only option because the toilet is so gross
* Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
* On the road – when you can’t wait for the next rest step
* Trains, planes and automobiles – when facilities can be too vile to sit on
* Travelling – third world toilets can be best avoided
* Skiing – don’t get caught short on the piste
* Boating – when your choice may be a bucket or a hole
* Pregnancy – weak bladders doesn’t have to be a nightmare
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