Thursday, July 07, 2005
8 easy steps to becoming "that guy"
1) Start drinking by 8:00 A.M.¶ 9:12 PM
2) Find a tall blonde to call you a Dumbass all day
3) Fuck with the biggest guy you can find so he will
hit you
4) Smoke like it is your job
5) Make sure your eyes are Blood Shot Red by noon
6) Break something
7) Clog anytime Rocky Top Tennessee is played
8) Pass out before dinner, especially if it is your
anniversary
S.W.
