Spider-Man vs. Spiderman One's a super hero, one's a jewish lawyer (think Goldman vs. Gold-Man). It still doesn't explain why I was in an office where the receptionist was sitting on the wall with amazing spider like ability, dressed in the traditional Spider-Man costume with the exception of the business suit she was wearing over it.

I'm not sure what kind of legal counsel I was there for, but I wasn't alone. Apparently the practice of Spiderman & Associates was hopping with potential clientele.

Next thing I know the fire alarm is going off and everyone is being ushered out of the office building.

That's when my wife kicked me. I guess I wasn't reacting too well to the alarm going off and was not stirring. Even worse is the fact that both off my arms had fallen asleep and were not in working order. Then, to add insult to injury, it was time for the pins and needles as I was getting into the shower.

What a way to start the day.  ¶ 4:54 PM