A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is sure that he has a better education. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
deputies expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign".

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
complete stop, that's the law. License and
registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop or convince me of the
difference, I'll give you my license and registration
and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and
no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer,
and says:
"NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"



K.H.

¶ 1:35 PM