From Brandy, by way of the wife Women's Prayer
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> > When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
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> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
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> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
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> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
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>liquor store and a boat. Amen  ¶ 11:33 AM