Reverend O'Mellan
Having been to two weddings in two weeks, I started thinking about ways to cut cost, hassle, aggravation, yet still maintain a feeling of family, friends, and fellowship.
So I went to the
Universal Life Church Website and got myself ordained.
That's right, I'm now a man of the cloth. And being one of these guys allows me to officiate over marriage, among other things.
So if anybody's planning on getting married, be sure to keep me in mind, I've always enjoyed a good wedding and an open bar.