My feet hurt
I had to buy a new pair of dress shoes for the upcoming nuptial events. First pair of new dress shoes in many years. Figured I better start wearing them now, so that I could break them in so that they would be comfortable when the need arises for me to actually wear them. That way my feet won't feel like they do now and I'll be able to enjoy the event at hand instead of bitching about sore soles.
In conjunction with new shoes, I stepped (barefoot) onto a chunk of broken glass yesterday, causing bleeding, cursing, and discomfort.
In addition, I spent about 12 hours on Sunday doing yardwork wearing a pair of work boots that I don't normally wear.
All of these things add up to unhappy feet. And unhappy feet just stink.