Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!
Gemmy Industries Corporation........
That's right, the same people that brought you Big Mouth Billy Bass, the singing, dancing (sort of) wall mounted fish.
Except now they've gone "big time"! We're not messing around with any little fish. Hell no! We're dealing with a life-size, ten-point buck!
A life-size, ten-point buck head is now mounted on the wall in my bar. I'm no hunter, but I think I bagged me a big 'un!
Did I mention that "Buck" sings? No? How thoughtless of me. Let me fill you in. This deer head that sits perched on my wall wiggles his ears, moves his head around in all directions, tries to be smooth with the ladies, cracks jokes, and sings! We've got a little Elvis, some ZZ Top, Garth Brooks, the list goes on.
To make it even better, this bad boy has a motion detector. You walk by without really paying attention, and all of a sudden a giant life-size, ten-point buck starts talking to you before he breaks into song, you're gonna crap your pants!
One more thing. "Buck" comes with a wireless microphone. That's right. I said it. A microphone. That means that I can be sitting in the backyard, yet continue to have a conversation with someone in the bar. As the deer! It's my voice, coming out of an animatronic deer head.
Oh yeah, you can also hook your stereo up to "Buck", so your song choice are limitless!
This is a redneck's wet dream! And since I still consider myself a RIT, or redneck-in-training, this works out so well for me.
It also provides some much needed decoration to the bar area. Right before I was awarded this awesome gift, I was thinking to myself, "the bar's missing something, but I just can't put my finger on it".
This was a big surprise from my wife. She was very excited. And apparently, she knew just what the bar needed to spice it up a bit!
¶ 8:00 AM 
That's right, the same people that brought you Big Mouth Billy Bass, the singing, dancing (sort of) wall mounted fish.
Except now they've gone "big time"! We're not messing around with any little fish. Hell no! We're dealing with a life-size, ten-point buck!
A life-size, ten-point buck head is now mounted on the wall in my bar. I'm no hunter, but I think I bagged me a big 'un!
Did I mention that "Buck" sings? No? How thoughtless of me. Let me fill you in. This deer head that sits perched on my wall wiggles his ears, moves his head around in all directions, tries to be smooth with the ladies, cracks jokes, and sings! We've got a little Elvis, some ZZ Top, Garth Brooks, the list goes on.
To make it even better, this bad boy has a motion detector. You walk by without really paying attention, and all of a sudden a giant life-size, ten-point buck starts talking to you before he breaks into song, you're gonna crap your pants!
One more thing. "Buck" comes with a wireless microphone. That's right. I said it. A microphone. That means that I can be sitting in the backyard, yet continue to have a conversation with someone in the bar. As the deer! It's my voice, coming out of an animatronic deer head.
Oh yeah, you can also hook your stereo up to "Buck", so your song choice are limitless!
This is a redneck's wet dream! And since I still consider myself a RIT, or redneck-in-training, this works out so well for me.
It also provides some much needed decoration to the bar area. Right before I was awarded this awesome gift, I was thinking to myself, "the bar's missing something, but I just can't put my finger on it".
This was a big surprise from my wife. She was very excited. And apparently, she knew just what the bar needed to spice it up a bit!
¶ 8:00 AM
