Disabled List, updated Having left the scene of the wedding early Sunday to be able to attend a children's birthday party, Parker made the mistake of getting a little too close to a toddler with a broomstick. Parker got smacked in the face with a metal broomstick, the result of which was 47 stitches.

Adam, being the athlete that he is, was involved in a kickball game. Sliding into first, he tore most of the skin off of his kneecap. And this time they ALMOST got into another fight. I never knew that kickball was such a violent sport.

And around 10 P.M. Monday night, as I was walking down the hall, having failed to turn any of the lights on, tried to turn the corner prior to there being a corner. Needless to say, I walked forehead first into the wall leaving a nice little bump above my right eye.  ¶ 7:38 AM