Tuesday, September 18, 2007
You know you're a midget when:
* You're shorter than 4'10"
* You need help at an all-you-can-eat salad bar
* You drive a go-kart
* You have a step ladder by your bed
* You can go down on him or her without bending over
It's not that I think midgets (dwarves, little people, etc.) are funny. I just like to throw in the need for a midget throughout casual conversation. Not really sure why. But if you were to randomly ask me what I was doing, I'd probably be a smart ass and say something like shopping for midget strippers to entertain me in the car while I drive around the greater metropolitan Charlotte area. Of course, I think that the strobe lights and music and DJ might be a bit distracting.
And certain people have heard me make similar statements so often, that they oft times beat me to the punchline.
You can thank my man Dirty for the list above.
And now I'm off in search of some midget hookers. I'm on a budget and I've heard that they're half-price! ¶ 8:04 PM
* You need help at an all-you-can-eat salad bar
* You drive a go-kart
* You have a step ladder by your bed
* You can go down on him or her without bending over
It's not that I think midgets (dwarves, little people, etc.) are funny. I just like to throw in the need for a midget throughout casual conversation. Not really sure why. But if you were to randomly ask me what I was doing, I'd probably be a smart ass and say something like shopping for midget strippers to entertain me in the car while I drive around the greater metropolitan Charlotte area. Of course, I think that the strobe lights and music and DJ might be a bit distracting.
And certain people have heard me make similar statements so often, that they oft times beat me to the punchline.
You can thank my man Dirty for the list above.
And now I'm off in search of some midget hookers. I'm on a budget and I've heard that they're half-price! ¶ 8:04 PM
