Crotch Pot Cookin'
   It's Hot! Damn Hot!
Just take a look at the temperature reading from my truck this afternoon:

I think I'm going to start carrying a couple of eggs in my shorts while I'm outside measuring houses in the sun.  By the time I finish, I should have a couple of hard-boiled eggs, a tasty treat anyone can enjoy.  And what with all the sweat I'll be dripping, I'll have no shortage of salt to add to the eggs.   mmmmmmm, mmmmm!