Down With Raccoons
If you've listened to the show
LoveLine, then you may be familiar with the pain and suffering a raccoon can cause. Especially to those that may encounter the little critters in crawlspaces or other tight, non-maneurverable areas. These creatures apparently like to fight dirty, clawing and biting at the most vulnerable parts of a man. And for that, we say "Down With Raccoons".

And now you can show your support by purchasing a very fashionable t-shirt.
Just go to the newly opened
Mellanman Productions Store