You may find this useful
The other day, my friend needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, he put on some old Army fatigues and
stuck a patch that he had downloaded from the internet onto the front of his shirt.
When he went into the E.R., he noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch:
(Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.)
P.S. It also works very well if you ever have to use a Laundromat .