Alba Tops New Playboy Sex List Actress Jessica Alba has topped a new list of sexy stars, which has earned her a Playboy magazine cover.

(I liked this pic better than the one that was originally used with the story)
The Sin City beauty joins the likes of Jamie Pressly, Jenny McCarthy, Halle Berry, Pamela Anderson, Eva Longoria and Paris Hilton on Playboy's new 25 Sexiest Celebrities list.

All well and good. Boobies for everyone. But it's getting to a point where we're wasting our time with such a photo shoot. Look at the list above. Who out of that list haven't you already seen naked? Hell, 2 of the ladies on the list are former centerfolds as it is. Everyone saw Halle Berry naked in more than one movie, and who doesn't remember the Paris Hilton sex tape?

Bottom line is: don't we already pay enough attention to the celebs? Do we need to "honor" them with more titles? And who is it that determines exactly who is a "sexy celebrity"?

I guess it's time to switch back to amateur porn and quit getting worked up over the possibility of seeing a famous nipple.  ¶ 7:49 AM