Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Baby on Board
It's one thing to be white trash. It's another thing to be white trash as observed by the media.
It was bad enough that Britney Spears and K-Fed got hitched and made a spectacle of themselves on national television, but now that they have hatched an offspring, things just seem to get worse.
Britney's beloved baby sits on her lap while she drives around Malibu
Apparently, Britney (heretofore referred to as Dumbass) was waiting on her bodyguard to return from Starbucks with coffee. Now while she was waiting, Dumbass took her child out of the protective custody of the car seat. The bodyguard returns with the coffee, and Dumbass, feeling she was in danger from the paparazzi, speeds off without returning the child to the safety of the car seat.
What's the worst that could have happened if Dumbass, baby, and bodyguard are all in the car? Some shutterbug is gonna snap a pic of her drinking a mochachino? Take the time to return the kid to the car seat, AS REQUIRED BY LAW! If Dumbass really felt that she was in imminent danger, then it doesn't really seem like the bodyguard was doing his job.
So now you've got the LA Sheriff's Dept. "investigating" the situation. Investigating? What the hell is there to investigate? There is photographic evidence of the laws this woman broke.
If it was me, Georgia State Patrol would have pulled me over and at a minimum issued me a citation for the law that was being broken. I don't even want to think about the involvement of DFACS.
Dumbass probably won't even get the minimum of a slap on the wrist. And why? CELEBRITY = special treatment.
On the upside, even though this story has inundated the news media, at least I haven't been forced to listen to anything off of K-Fed's new album. ¶ 2:11 PM
It was bad enough that Britney Spears and K-Fed got hitched and made a spectacle of themselves on national television, but now that they have hatched an offspring, things just seem to get worse.
Britney's beloved baby sits on her lap while she drives around Malibu
Apparently, Britney (heretofore referred to as Dumbass) was waiting on her bodyguard to return from Starbucks with coffee. Now while she was waiting, Dumbass took her child out of the protective custody of the car seat. The bodyguard returns with the coffee, and Dumbass, feeling she was in danger from the paparazzi, speeds off without returning the child to the safety of the car seat.
What's the worst that could have happened if Dumbass, baby, and bodyguard are all in the car? Some shutterbug is gonna snap a pic of her drinking a mochachino? Take the time to return the kid to the car seat, AS REQUIRED BY LAW! If Dumbass really felt that she was in imminent danger, then it doesn't really seem like the bodyguard was doing his job.
So now you've got the LA Sheriff's Dept. "investigating" the situation. Investigating? What the hell is there to investigate? There is photographic evidence of the laws this woman broke.
If it was me, Georgia State Patrol would have pulled me over and at a minimum issued me a citation for the law that was being broken. I don't even want to think about the involvement of DFACS.
Dumbass probably won't even get the minimum of a slap on the wrist. And why? CELEBRITY = special treatment.
On the upside, even though this story has inundated the news media, at least I haven't been forced to listen to anything off of K-Fed's new album. ¶ 2:11 PM
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Now it's a matter of having made a mistake!?!?!?
Dumbass needs to be ticketed, fined, serve community service, or at the very least be forced to listen to her husband's new album until her ears bleed.
And good god has she gotten fugly
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Dumbass needs to be ticketed, fined, serve community service, or at the very least be forced to listen to her husband's new album until her ears bleed.
And good god has she gotten fugly
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