Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Nicolas Cage's Super Baby
Nicolas Cage's latest role: proud papa.
The Oscar-winning actor and his wife, Alice Kim Cage, welcomed son Kal-el Coppola Cage into the world Monday morning, Cage's publicist, Annett Wolf, confirmed.
Cage's new superboy was born in New York City. None of his vital statistics were released...or word on any potential superpowers: The tyke's unusual moniker, Kal-el, is also the birth name of Superman.
Now how freakin' retarded is this? And I thought it was bad with previous baby names like Coco and Apple, but naming your baby after a fictional alien? This kid is already doomed.
"Normal" people don't do this. This is a strictly "hollywood" thing. And it needs to stop. ¶ 8:24 AM
The Oscar-winning actor and his wife, Alice Kim Cage, welcomed son Kal-el Coppola Cage into the world Monday morning, Cage's publicist, Annett Wolf, confirmed.
Cage's new superboy was born in New York City. None of his vital statistics were released...or word on any potential superpowers: The tyke's unusual moniker, Kal-el, is also the birth name of Superman.
Now how freakin' retarded is this? And I thought it was bad with previous baby names like Coco and Apple, but naming your baby after a fictional alien? This kid is already doomed.
"Normal" people don't do this. This is a strictly "hollywood" thing. And it needs to stop. ¶ 8:24 AM
