Thursday, September 29, 2005
The Benefits Of Converting From A Negro To An Assimilated Negro
Stumbled across this blog earlier and thought it needed to be shared.
The Assimilated Negro
I really enjoy the writing style, and his approach to life, both black and white. I'd venture to say that when The Assimilated Negro speaks on racial matters, it can be far reaching, as well as entertaining.
My favorite post thus far has been: The Benefits Of Converting From A Negro To An Assimilated Negro. I won't post the whole thing here, just click the link above and read for yourself, ya lazy ass.
I will include some of the highlights:
In this episode we are going to go over the primary reasons why any Negro should want to convert to being an Assimilated Negro:
Reason #1 White Girls, Assimilated Negrettes, and Asianistas
Reason #2 Wardrobe Expansion Program
Reason #3 Get A Job. A What??!!? A Job Ni$$a, A Job!!
Reason #4 No More Ghetto Living
Reason #5 Expand Your Food Palette; Eat Healthy!
Reason #6 Die A Little Later
Reason #7 Avoid Hassles & Interrogations
Reason #8 Friends Who Can Actually Help You
Reason #9 Actually Articulate What You Are Trying To Say
This is somebody I'd like to grab a beer with a have a conversation, but NYC is a bit of a haul for a brew. ¶ 10:24 AM
The Assimilated Negro
I really enjoy the writing style, and his approach to life, both black and white. I'd venture to say that when The Assimilated Negro speaks on racial matters, it can be far reaching, as well as entertaining.
My favorite post thus far has been: The Benefits Of Converting From A Negro To An Assimilated Negro. I won't post the whole thing here, just click the link above and read for yourself, ya lazy ass.
I will include some of the highlights:
In this episode we are going to go over the primary reasons why any Negro should want to convert to being an Assimilated Negro:
Reason #1 White Girls, Assimilated Negrettes, and Asianistas
Reason #2 Wardrobe Expansion Program
Reason #3 Get A Job. A What??!!? A Job Ni$$a, A Job!!
Reason #4 No More Ghetto Living
Reason #5 Expand Your Food Palette; Eat Healthy!
Reason #6 Die A Little Later
Reason #7 Avoid Hassles & Interrogations
Reason #8 Friends Who Can Actually Help You
Reason #9 Actually Articulate What You Are Trying To Say
This is somebody I'd like to grab a beer with a have a conversation, but NYC is a bit of a haul for a brew. ¶ 10:24 AM
