Random & Incoherent
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
  You may find this useful
The other day, my friend needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, he put on some old Army fatigues and
stuck a patch that he had downloaded from the internet onto the front of his shirt.

When he went into the E.R., he noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch:

(Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.)




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P.S. It also works very well if you ever have to use a Laundromat .
 
Thursday, May 24, 2007
 
 
  Subject: English sentence structure is important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit.
 
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
  Fresh Air Explosion
Leave it to roadkill to save the day



A big thanks goes out to Dave at EvilTyrant
 
  Tell me how you really feel

Takes cojones to transfer a statement into ink that will be with you for the rest of your life
 
  Don't give up
Sometimes, words of encouragement come from the strangest places
 
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