Random & Incoherent
Friday, August 24, 2007
MemorySuppliers.com
MemorySuppliers.com
"Exceptional service and high quality products meet super low prices."
YOUR SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED!
I had been looking for a memory ugrade for an out of date digital camera, stumbled upon MemorySuppliers.com and would definitely go back for other memory needs. ¶ 11:58 AM 0 comments
"Exceptional service and high quality products meet super low prices."
YOUR SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED!
I had been looking for a memory ugrade for an out of date digital camera, stumbled upon MemorySuppliers.com and would definitely go back for other memory needs. ¶ 11:58 AM 0 comments
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Crotch Pot Cookin'
It's Hot! Damn Hot!
Just take a look at the temperature reading from my truck this afternoon:
I think I'm going to start carrying a couple of eggs in my shorts while I'm outside measuring houses in the sun. By the time I finish, I should have a couple of hard-boiled eggs, a tasty treat anyone can enjoy. And what with all the sweat I'll be dripping, I'll have no shortage of salt to add to the eggs. mmmmmmm, mmmmm! ¶ 12:02 AM 0 comments
Just take a look at the temperature reading from my truck this afternoon:
I think I'm going to start carrying a couple of eggs in my shorts while I'm outside measuring houses in the sun. By the time I finish, I should have a couple of hard-boiled eggs, a tasty treat anyone can enjoy. And what with all the sweat I'll be dripping, I'll have no shortage of salt to add to the eggs. mmmmmmm, mmmmm! ¶ 12:02 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Just plain creepy
Seen while out measuring a house today.
It doesn't look all that menacing from the photo, but the thing was freakin' huge in real life.
And I think it hissed at me.
Needless to say, I left that bugger alone.
I mean what was the likelihood that the spider had been contaminated with radioactive material and it's bite would have left me with superhuman spider powers? Not bloody likely!
And that's why I didn't mess with it. No need getting bitten if it's not going to leave you with cool spider powers. ¶ 1:47 PM 0 comments
It doesn't look all that menacing from the photo, but the thing was freakin' huge in real life.
And I think it hissed at me.
Needless to say, I left that bugger alone.
I mean what was the likelihood that the spider had been contaminated with radioactive material and it's bite would have left me with superhuman spider powers? Not bloody likely!
And that's why I didn't mess with it. No need getting bitten if it's not going to leave you with cool spider powers. ¶ 1:47 PM 0 comments
As seen on the streets of Salisbury
File this one under the category of shit that just doesn't make any sense at all
Just another car with a message roaming the streets of our great metropolis ¶ 1:45 PM 0 comments
Just another car with a message roaming the streets of our great metropolis ¶ 1:45 PM 0 comments
Eat your way to bigger boobs
F Cup Cookies Promise That Their Fat Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
F Cup Cookies make breast implants obsolete. Making your breasts bigger is now as simple as eating 2 cookies a day. They come in packs of 4 for ¥290, each cookie containing 50mg of that miracle breast enlarging herb Pueraria Mirifica. How many cookies you'll have to eat to get size F Cup is unknown. Now if only there was a similar cookie for men to enlarge their...ahem...you know what.
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger.
Another gem from Raj ¶ 1:44 AM 0 comments
F Cup Cookies make breast implants obsolete. Making your breasts bigger is now as simple as eating 2 cookies a day. They come in packs of 4 for ¥290, each cookie containing 50mg of that miracle breast enlarging herb Pueraria Mirifica. How many cookies you'll have to eat to get size F Cup is unknown. Now if only there was a similar cookie for men to enlarge their...ahem...you know what.
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger.
Another gem from Raj ¶ 1:44 AM 0 comments
Monday, August 06, 2007
And on the topic of bigger boobs......
forget surgery....the Japanese have found a way to use stem cells to help you get bigger boobs without going under the knife! No more incisions, just a few injections and you too can go from this:
to this:
The whole thing can be done in less than an hour, allowing you to sneak away on your lunch break to get a boost to your breasts. The growth occurs over six months, so it's not a sudden change like implants. It's also your own body fat, so you won't feel like someone stapled a couple of soccer balls to your chest.
Read more at the BBC:
Tummy fat 'can grow new breasts'
Stem cells used to boost breasts ¶ 1:58 AM 0 comments
to this:
The whole thing can be done in less than an hour, allowing you to sneak away on your lunch break to get a boost to your breasts. The growth occurs over six months, so it's not a sudden change like implants. It's also your own body fat, so you won't feel like someone stapled a couple of soccer balls to your chest.
Read more at the BBC:
Tummy fat 'can grow new breasts'
Stem cells used to boost breasts ¶ 1:58 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 03, 2007
As seen on the streets of Salisbury
While running errands today throughout the city of Salisbury, this monster van was spotted. We had no choice but to stop and take a few photos.
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Notice the oversized tires and menacing grill guard.
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This van's so hot it's on fire! and it's got the flames to prove it.
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And you just know it's got to be fast! Otherwise, why have the rear fin/spoiler? Gotta make sure it stays stabilized and doesn't gain altitude.
And if you look real close, you can make out the skull on the rear differntial. It just doesn't get any more awesome than that. ¶ 7:21 PM 0 comments
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Notice the oversized tires and menacing grill guard.
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This van's so hot it's on fire! and it's got the flames to prove it.
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And you just know it's got to be fast! Otherwise, why have the rear fin/spoiler? Gotta make sure it stays stabilized and doesn't gain altitude.
And if you look real close, you can make out the skull on the rear differntial. It just doesn't get any more awesome than that. ¶ 7:21 PM 0 comments
