A new game El Jefe was telling me about this new game he played the other day while out inspecting a house. It's called dodge the dog piss. Very simple to play, very smelly to lose.
He was measuring the exterior of a house that had a screened in porch attached to it. The dog was kept in the screened in porch. The dog was attempting to mark his territory (in this case any area around the porch).

I think we can safely assume that a screened in porch does not do nearly enough to contain dog urine when said dog is determined enough to aim for you. And I can tell you, it's not easy to get accurate measurements while dodging and weaving to avoid being pissed on. OK, OK, I can't really tell you about that, since I have no real experience with it. But I can surely imagine.  ¶ 11:38 AM