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Thursday, November 17, 2005
  Worst Break-Up Ever?
Some of you may have already seen this.
It was sent to me by someone who knows someone that knows the guy involved in this story. Take that as you will.

Bottom line, don't use e-amil to break up with someone, it'll only come back to bit you in the butt.

> Brad,

> It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I
> feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I
> am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the
> people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person
> that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all
> for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say that
all
> of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing.

> I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can
even
> handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't
> handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird,
> I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The
> world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me,
> there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I
> don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping
> that you didn't.

> I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also
> hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds
> totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant
> role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally
> strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior
> didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you
> hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a
> terrible person, because I am not.

> I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened,
but I > just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the
worst
> thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of
the
> ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to
> rewind and fix it.

> I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you
> won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for
> getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at
> your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be
> great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel
> like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it
> was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I
> really don't think I can handle that.

> I am so sorry.

> Elizabeth




> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 12:02 PM
> Subject: Re: Ugh....enjoy.

> Dear Elizabeth,

> Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L"
> for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less
> about".

> You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting
> to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load
> of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45
> minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long
> because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid
> thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

> To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
> degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour
> span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't Fuck
> him" somehow gave you a clean slate.

> So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to
> you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden
> retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been
> most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings
> for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't
> think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run
> of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as
> your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty
> hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my
> place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up
> tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning
> commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for
> a hand and b-job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy
is
> that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you
> on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh
> our heads off about the time it happened.

> By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class
> you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs
> you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little
> like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.
>
> PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.
>
> Talk to you never,
> Brad


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