Fire Drill Time to empty the entire human contents of two buildings into the street and hope no one gets lost in the process. You're always told to remain calm and exit in a civilized manner. But that shouldn't mean that you take your sweet-ass time doing so. I guarantee you, that in the event of a real fire, these same slow-ass people meandering down the stairs would not hesitate to push you out of the way, knock you down, and trample all over you to save their sorry asses.

Best part of this fire drill was the fact that it got me away from one boring, uneventful conference call.

Oh well, time to start thinking about what to eat for lunch.  ¶ 9:30 AM