Saturday, November 27, 2004
Rules for Beer
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
University is a fountain of Knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
Only consume alcohol on days ending in "Y!"
Two is company, three is an orgy.
¶ 1:45 PM
University is a fountain of Knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
Only consume alcohol on days ending in "Y!"
Two is company, three is an orgy.
¶ 1:45 PM
